This is just rude!

Auntie Heather is always complaining about my grooming. I sat in her kitchen, doing what’s correct for the day, she walked over, bent down, and said pee you, waving her hand across her nose. Well, that’s rude enough! You don’t see ME going up to sniff her mouth. Her butt, maybe… No, Peeps don’t like having their butts sniffed. Very strange. Anyhow, she mixed these up:

Fresh Breath Biscuits


preheat oven to 350 f.

you will need: 1 cup brown rice flour, plus more for rolling or if dough is too sticky

                       1/4 cup ground flaxseed

                       1/4 rolled oats

                       1/4 cup parsley, minced

                       1/2 cup chicken broth

directions: mix all dry ingredients in a bowl. stir in chicken broth, mix until large crumbles form. pick up crumbles and knead with hands until the dough sticks together. shape it into a ball. place on floured surface. roll out dough and cut out shapes. place shapes on a lined baking sheet bake for about 20 minutes. once the bottoms have turned golden, turn off the oven’s heat and allow to the biscuits to cool down within the oven. this will make the biscuits crunchy/hard.

They should be called TASTY! Not Fresh Breath Biscuits.

George. Who is hurt. I’m perfect as I am. So is my breath.


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